Rate The Joke Out Of 10

[ROZE]

Rate the joke posted above you out of 10.

 

Then, post a joke of your own.

 

NSFW jokes are ok, so if you're not ok with that, leave this thread.

 

0 = Not funny at all, didn't even grin.

5 = Well done, you got some hahas.

10 = HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Give them a clap react if it was truly amazing. 👏

 

You get the picture.

 

I'll start!

 

A man walks into a bar with a gun and yells "WHO SLEPT WITH MY WIFE! I'M GONNA KILL 'EM!"

A man calmly stands up and says, "You ain't got enough bullets, mate."

Edited November 16, 2021 by ROZE

[Freedom Fighter]

4/10.

 

 

Joke:

My life.

[Thunderbolt]

4/10 overused

 

Whats common between a black man and a bike?

 

They both wont work without a chain

Edited November 16, 2021 by Thunderbolt

[Frosty]

1/10

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

[F0r3v3r]

5/10, used this joke on people too much.

 

A skelly walks into a bar and proceeds to ask the bartender: "Can I have a beer and a mop, please?"

[andreei]

5/10

 

I invented a new word : Plagiarism.

[Kerzaks]

1/10

 

joke: gay people

[Spades]

0/10

 

Joke: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

 

idk but the flag is a big plus!

[sherikatalley]

4/10

 

Quite funny but not profound

 

Joke: When you ask t what is GEO

geometry dash meltdown but abbreviated

[xtcGOAT]

4/10

what do you call a witch who lives at the beach?µ
A sand'witch'

[HIVE.MIND]

4/10

Q: What do you call a French man killed defending his country? A: I don't know either, its never happened!