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I think yellow.

 

How does one change a lightbulb?

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Eye witness saw everything but understands nothing.

Expert witness saw nothing but understands everything.

Judge saw nothing, understands nothing but has to judge nonetheless.

~ Adam Klos (Fictional Chair Judge of Prague Municipal Criminal Court)

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monday to friday

 

what's ur favorite sentence 

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DEPUTY SHERIFF (BONUS II) CHAD AARON KRASINSKI
A/OPERATIONS SERGEANT, CUSTODY SERVICES DIVISION
LOS SANTOS COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT — "A TRADITION OF SERVICE"
 

ALSO A/LIEUTENANT JAMAL CHAQUILLE CARR
TEAM LEADER, OPERATION SAFE JAILS

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Idk, here’s a recipe for brownies. 

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13-inch pan.
  2. Combine the melted butter, sugar, cocoa powder, vanilla, eggs, flour, baking powder, and salt. ...
  3. Bake in preheated oven for 20 to 30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out with crumbs, not wet.

 

how do I get rich

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You don't.

 

Where do I find Fantastic Beasts online?

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Eye witness saw everything but understands nothing.

Expert witness saw nothing but understands everything.

Judge saw nothing, understands nothing but has to judge nonetheless.

~ Adam Klos (Fictional Chair Judge of Prague Municipal Criminal Court)

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Just install 'em.

 

How do I know if I have eyes?

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Eye witness saw everything but understands nothing.

Expert witness saw nothing but understands everything.

Judge saw nothing, understands nothing but has to judge nonetheless.

~ Adam Klos (Fictional Chair Judge of Prague Municipal Criminal Court)

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