Be as unhelpful as possible

[catsmoon]

Pretty simple, reply to the last question asked in the least helpful way possible then ask one yourself!

 

Example:

Spoiler

Q: What’s your favourite animal?

A: The worst animals aren’t cats, but if I were to get one I’d probably call it Freddie. 

 

 

Why do cats hate water?

[Zion_]

Because water is wet

[jack]

Water in and of itself cannot be wet 🙄

[Rafly]

Water is known as H2O in the periodic table, cats have never been good or have the capabilities to understand Chemestry therefore they hate everything related.

 

 

How do I quit smoking?

[GachoRule]

You don't 

How to stop eating? 

Edited October 8, 2021 by GachoRule

[Rafly]

Shoot urself

 

How do I deadlift with proper form

Edited October 8, 2021 by Rafly
Added info

[ROZE]

Make sure to lift the weight using only your lower back 

 

How do I connect my Bluetooth headphones to my phone?

 

 

 

 

[Gaz]

Wrap double sided tape twice over around your headphones and then place them gently against the back of your device. You may need to restart your device or briefly submerge it in salt water.

 

How do I get a boyfriend?

 

[Duckling]

Go to the graveyard and pick out your favorite one.

How can I do cock and ball torture by myself?

[WirelessMind]

Step1: steal ball from bowling alley

Step2: go to farm

Step3: line cocks up

Step4: bowl away

 

 

How to get get for under $2?

Edited October 11, 2021 by WirelessMind

[ROZE]

ebay

 

How do I make a sandwich?

[Gaz]

How do you make a sandwich do what?

 

How do I know when the apples are ripe?

[Blu]

When it looks good enough to eat.

 

 

I'm loud and obnoxious
I like music that rhymes

I'm a fraction of the population

but commit half the crimes

 

Who am I?

[Duckling]

1 hour ago, Blu said:

I'm loud and obnoxious
I like music that rhymes

I'm a fraction of the population

but commit half the crimes

 

Who am I?

 

You are what you eat.


How to eat with chopsticks?

[MCLogg]

call her


how to paint a ceiling?