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Like that ever stopped you? Come on now

LS-RP just turned 18 today, congrats to everyone keeping it alive! Crazy to think I was one of the first admins back in the day, running the show before it was cool. Honestly, kinda wild how much I helped shape the place without even realizing it at the time. Feels good to see it still going strong after all these years. Many more to come!

Ok I'm done babysitting your constant whining. You treat LS-RP like it's a joke, dragging the whole server into your toxic mess every single day on Discord. If you hate this place that much, just leave and dont waste another second of everyones time. Nobody cares about some irrelevant deadweight who is nothing but a cancer to the community. While you're busy crying like a scared little kid, we're out here building something real. An empire you’ll never touch or understand. Do us all a favor and disappear before you embarrass yourself beyond repair. Your time is over.

You ran my words through some busted AI tool like that would prove anything. Newsflash! Not a single word came from AI. Every line was pure truth, real as it gets. Meanwhile you out here lost, fooled by a broken alogrithm. You got played by a glitchy bot and still can't tell real from fake. Keep trying, little man. I'm leagues above you. Ur a straight up nobody on LS-RP, no legacy, just background noise nobody notices. Your opinion? Trash. Less relevant than a fart in a hurricane. You talk tough but you're soft as baby powder. Keep flapping those weak ass lips while I'm out here making power moves that actually matter. I'm the storm that drowns out your sorry ass whisper, the headline that buries your whole fake ass existence in the footnotes. Step the fuck back before you make yourself look even dumber.

"Nice TED talk about a fossil" Ah yes, sounds like the the bark of a bottom feeder. Loud, clueless, and beneath notice. You speak of fossils, yet it's clear you've never touched history, never been part of something worth remembering. LS-RP? That was Olympus. SA-MP? The battlefield of Gods. While titans like me, mov, DamianC and Krisk built kingdoms from scripts and sweat, you were nowhere. A faceless leech sucking relevance from a legacy you had no hand in creating. You mock the golden age because you were never part of it. You werent there when the server was full before the sun came up. You werent in the trenches with the legends. You didnt bleed, build, or lead. You're not a critic - You're a parasite, gnawing at monuments you'll never understand. SA-MP is not dead. LS-RP is not forgotten. They are etched into the very bones of GTA roleplay. Eternal, Untouchable, and Revered. So run your mouth from the gutter. The empire hears you, and laughs. Glory to SA-MP Honor to LS-RP Immortality to its legends And to you? Silence. You've already been forgotten.

SA-MP built this community. I was one of the first admins here. I saw it grow from the ground up, and I’ll always respect the legends who built LS-RP on SA-MP. What they created is unmatched. The true foundation of GTA roleplay, still the gold standard to this day. Just a few years ago, it was damn near impossible to log into the server because it was so packed. Today? We're lucky if there’s 130 players online. Back then, 130 was dead, barely anyone around. That shows you how far we've fallen. And yet, some want to sideline the only platform that's ever worked just to chase a dead-end with RageMP? That's straight up delusional. RageMP isnt "an option". It's a graveyard. GTA 5 is about to get buried the moment GTA 6 drops, and while the smart communities are moving on, you're acting like it's the future Come on, wake up. SA-MP still holds untapped potential that no other platform can touch. The question isnt "could it work?". It does work, it has worked, and with the right push, it will dominate again. But none of that happens without US. This is more than just a server - It's our home, our culture, our community. We win by building together, by uniting behind one vision, one platform, one mission. If you want to be part of something real, stop fumbling both balls and start winning with the one platform that's proven itself time and time again. So to everyone here, respectfully: Let's back the legacy, fuel the comeback, and show the world why SA-MP is, and always will be the heart of GTA roleplay. Together, we rise. Devided we fall. - Packer

Remember them knuckle sandwiches I handed you back in MS years ago? You’ll always be my little French toast

SA-MP is timeless. That’s where the focus should be. I believe I speak for the majority when I say this.

You have to apperciate what these guys are doing

Legal vapes? CBN? Bro, I wipe ashtrays with your cannabinoid journey. I smoke real THC, NASA-grade, mind-melting, terp-screaming gas thats been blessed by shamans and trimmed by monks on a mountaintop. I dont hit vapes - I command them. My lungs got veteran benefits. My bloodstream is basically 80% THC and 20% court dates. You out here praising CBN like it's the second coming of Christ in a cartridge. Bro, thats that stuff I use to come down after 18 straight blunts and a 3 hour interrogation. I snore CBN. And snitching? Dont ever get it twisted. I've done hard time. Concrete beds, toilet wine, ramen based economy. I've been in places where you either learn morse code or learn how to make a shank from a toothbrush. I did a bid so long, my vape had to get parole. You think Im scared of “pressure”? Pressure is having 30 dudes watching you roll a joint with a bible page while a guard screams about Jesus. I dont talk to cops. I dont talk to ops. I dont even talk in lowercase. Youre puffin bedtime cannabinoids like they revolutionary. Thats not a high, thats an herbal nap. Youre a sleepytime influencer. Meanwhile, I'm over here dabbing stuff so strong it makes God sweat. If weed was a religion, I'm the high priest with smoke rings for halos. You keep chasing your "legal European cannabinoid wellness journey." I'll be over here blasting full-spectrum rocket fuel, watching the Northern Lights on my couch at noon. Stay safe, sleep tight, and dont forget to turn your vape off before bed tough guy.

Grande

Splendid elite roleplay

@Aloosh welcome to the big league playboy

Retired Lead Admin from 2007 thats right, I was the one who helped shape LS-RP before most of these clowns even knew how to spell “roleplay.” I was there when it was just an idea, and I turned it into a beast. While others were still learning the ropes, I was running the show with DamianC, mov, Krisk, and the rest of the real big dogs in the game. And Krisk? Lets get this straight. I put him on. He was nothing without me. I brought him up, taught him the ropes, showed him how to move. But the power went to his head. Tried to steer him right, but once the hard drugs started messing with his head, it was like trying to control a wild animal. He was a mess, out of control, and nobody could touch him. But when he was sober? He was like a puppet on strings listening to every command packer gave him without question. Im talking OBIDIENT, like he knew who ran the show. But you cant build something on chaos. Eventually, it all came crashing down. And its no surprise that it led to his permanent ban. I tried to warn him, tried to steer him right, but when you're deep in the mess and dont listen to the people who has been there and done it, well, theres no saving you. Meanwhile, me? I stayed focused, built this empire. My legacy is untouchable. Now, I'm just sitting back, watching these clowns try to figure out what I already built, while Krisk? He’s a cautionary tale. A puppet who couldn’t even stay on his feet. - Packer

Oh, you're just now talking about 100k like it's something? That’s cute. I was in Bitcoin before most people even knew how to spell it. Yall still out here acting like you understand it, but cant explain what a blockchain even is. Keep celebrating like ur early. I've been stacking while you were still googling how to buy your first coin. 100k is cute, but I was way ahead of you.

Lmao bro… you really think ur getting “stoned” off a CBN vape? That's adorable. You sound like someone who just found out about cannabis last week and now thinks they’re enlightened. Let me save you some time. CBN isnt getting you high. You're just over-vaping and mistaking brain fog for euphoria. That’s not a buzz, that’s your neurons asking for a break. I've been flipping since before half of yall even knew weed came in strains. I was moving packs back when it was all Mylar and mystery. Real bud, real hash, real weight. None of this legal vape starter pack nonsense. While ur out here writing vape reviews like it's a wine tasting, I was breaking down elbows, tapping into markets, and turning flower into figures. This isnt new to me. This is just what I do. CBN? Cool for sleep. Nice for calming down. But let’s not pretend it's THC-lite. You're vaping air with a name tag. It's fine. you'll learn. You're dumb, but it's okay. We were all new once. Some of us just didn't talk so loud while figuring it out.

While these kids are out here playing pretend, I'm out here really moving weight. This kilo? Just another task in my routine. They couldnt even handle half of what I manage in a week, let alone understand the game I'm running. I am a retired admin from 2007, but these days? I'm the one running the servers of real life. When things get messy, I BAN the problems out of existence. People try to act like they're running things, but I'm out here handling situations with the kind of precision they couldnt even comprehend. Keep playing your little virtual games while I'm the one out here stacking paper and moving how I want. In my world, I dont need to talk. just execute. Real bosses dont need to flex... we just run it. - Packer

Please drop honest review

I just purchased a KTM 450 now what?

How about this week did you smoke a lot of weed too. And was is still expensive? And did you smoke a lot of vapes as well? Assuming they are cheaper and you might be smoking even more since you smoke a lot even though you think it’s nasty? Update us asap

wouldn't you like to know weather boy

Man... all these small-time stoners make me sick. They sit around like getting high is some kind of achievement. I started smoking weed when I was 9, but here’s the thing, while most of you were just getting high and acting dumb, I was already seeing it as a way to make money. By the time I was 14, I was flipping it and making more cash than most adults. While you were still figuring out how to roll, I was out here stacking and running my own thing. And yeah, I did 3 years in prison too. Not gonna tell you if it was for weed or something else, but let’s just say it was for something a lot bigger than what you all are talking about. I’ve been in the game on a level you wouldn’t even understand. So keep talking about your little weed stories, but just know I’ve been about that real money-making life from day one.

Honestly, what you’re all talking about isn’t even considered a crime in my world. I spent three years in prison, but it wasn’t for any of this juvenile stuff you’re all mentioning. What I was involved in? Yeah, I can’t even get into it. You wouldn’t understand anyway. The things I was dealing with, they were on a level you can’t even understand. While you’re here bragging about petty nonsense, I was making moves that most people only dream of. So yeah, forgive me if I don’t consider what you’re talking about anything worth mentioning. It’s cute, but it doesn’t even register in my world.

During my time as an admin it was most def just banning people who broke the rules. That was my favorite thing. Some fool would come in, ignore the rules, act like they owned the place, and think they could get away with it. Not in my world. One click, boom-- perma-banned. No second chances. No explanations. If you couldn’t follow simple rules, you were out. It was like a sport for me - watch them try to talk their way out of it, then drop the hammer. Next. Running the server was all about keeping it clean, and if you couldnt respect that, you were history. One of my favorite things, apart from being an admin, was just watching people try to be like me. They see my character and start mimicking my style or copying my moves, my lines, acting like they could even get close. It was honestly hilarious. But for me, it was all natural. I wasnt just roleplaying, I was living it. I had so much real-life experience, a lot of wild stuff most people couldn’t even imagine. My life was crazy, full of stories. That’s what made my RP different - it came from real life, not from just sitting at a computer all day pretending. I didn’t even have to try, I’d already lived it. And trust me, no one could do it like I did.