gelotinx2 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 No, I'm not the feds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holaa. Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 ran over 3 people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckling Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 ran over 4 people 1 Quote Rulers of the Night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikee Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Forced a police "traffic stop" with my bike ( CBR1000rr Fireblade ). They were on the side of a road, stopping cars for checks: it was night and I was in a hurry so I didn't stop, they didn't even chase me. Quote BURTON AVENUE CREW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazura Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Uhh shoplifted from Walmart. Don't do that Quote The Bilingsgate Misfits Coyote Point Gun Club Media Showcase 不 適 合 Spoiler Hall of Fame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 i stole donuts from a krispy kreme storage they got offended and called the feds. apparently they felt nice so they let me go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
top honky Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Jaywalking, by definition, is to cross or walk in the street or road UNLAWFULLY or without regard for approaching traffic. Now, you may think this means your just not paying attention, but I'd like to educate you on what being a Jaywalker really means. Me and my pals get a night on the town with one thing in mind, taking to the streets with no consideration for what consequences our actions may bring on ourselves or others. And we do that HARD. Doesn't matter time of day, make or model of the car, what we're wearing, or what the weather is like. You better know that me and my crew are ready to walk the walk and talk the talk that Jaywalkers are all too well known for when their around the block on the sidewalk ready to cross the road without any motion or communication of where they are trying to go. So next time you see me walking down the street, you better merge away from the sidewalk. You never know when I may start walking the way I always do. Jaywalking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Dimmadome Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 (edited) . Edited March 24, 2022 by Doug Dimmadome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffield Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Never. I am the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felis Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 (edited) Not personally, but as someone who's directly involved in criminal justice and delinquency most of my clients and contacts are involved. From larceny, to burglaries to 1st degree homicides etc. Edited January 16, 2022 by felis Quote DEPUTY SHERIFF (BONUS II) CHAD AARON KRASINSKI A/OPERATIONS SERGEANT, CUSTODY SERVICES DIVISION LOS SANTOS COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT — "A TRADITION OF SERVICE" ALSO A/LIEUTENANT JAMAL CHAQUILLE CARR TEAM LEADER, OPERATION SAFE JAILS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffield Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 A twist. It feels illegal when you walk into a store without a mask nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spades Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Pirated GTA SA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxicity69 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Didn't wear a mask in a supermarket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daidough Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Driving without a valid drivers license back when I was 16. The cops weren‘t amused about it, neither my parents 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnownAlmighty Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Nothing that I remember of. The only illegal thing that I was doing was cheating my wife without her knowing, on my deeds I was doing at this time my little daughter was around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felis Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 1 hour ago, KnownAlmighty said: Nothing that I remember of. The only illegal thing that I was doing was cheating my wife without her knowing, on my deeds I was doing at this time my little daughter was around. It's not illegal unless your daughter was involved in the act. Although, the act of adultery is indeed considered deviant, yet, it's not incriminated in most of the countries so de facto it's not illegal – nullum crimen sine lege. In some countries, Afghan, Pakistan, Egypt, Morocco exempli gratia, the act of adultery is incriminated. So you should be good (legally) unless you live in any of these countries. Quote DEPUTY SHERIFF (BONUS II) CHAD AARON KRASINSKI A/OPERATIONS SERGEANT, CUSTODY SERVICES DIVISION LOS SANTOS COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT — "A TRADITION OF SERVICE" ALSO A/LIEUTENANT JAMAL CHAQUILLE CARR TEAM LEADER, OPERATION SAFE JAILS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnownAlmighty Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 25 minutes ago, felis said: It's not illegal unless your daughter was involved in the act. Although, the act of adultery is indeed considered deviant, yet, it's not incriminated in most of the countries so de facto it's not illegal – nullum crimen sine lege. In some countries, Afghan, Pakistan, Egypt, Morocco exempli gratia, the act of adultery is incriminated. So you should be good (legally) unless you live in any of these countries. Well she wasn't involved but my daughter deff was a witness. Other than that I didn't do nothing illegal really. But for me it is haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus. Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 On 1/8/2022 at 5:06 AM, Mikee said: Forced a police "traffic stop" with my bike ( CBR1000rr Fireblade ). They were on the side of a road, stopping cars for checks: it was night and I was in a hurry so I didn't stop, they didn't even chase me. I was a cop IRL for 3 years, 9 times out of 10 we wouldn't chase bikes unless we knew the driver was wanted for a serious felony. Not worth it LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikee Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 27 minutes ago, Maximus. said: I was a cop IRL for 3 years, 9 times out of 10 we wouldn't chase bikes unless we knew the driver was wanted for a serious felony. Not worth it LOL Lmao, that's probably why they didn't chase me Quote BURTON AVENUE CREW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knobi Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Maximus. said: I was a cop IRL for 3 years, 9 times out of 10 we wouldn't chase bikes unless we knew the driver was wanted for a serious felony. Not worth it LOL tbh ive noticed this too, haven't been pulled over once on my bike no matter how hard I was speeding or how I was driving. I feel like cops really don't give a shit about bikers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus. Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 8 minutes ago, Knobi said: tbh ive noticed this too, haven't been pulled over once on my bike no matter how hard I was speeding or how I was driving. I feel like cops really don't give a shit about bikers. Its not worth the risk. One pursuit I was a part of, there were 2 people on a bike evading (passenger was wanted for Assault 1st degree, which in my state is attempted murder) so we had to chase as it was a serious offense, the biker hit the roundabout and flew dozens of feet in the air. The driver passed and the passenger got seriously injured. If they are just cop baiting IRL (happens more than you think with bikers) then its not worth putting people in danger especially when you have a guy weaving in-and-out of traffic just to mess around. Mainly referring to sports bikes like described above though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarcho Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Pissed while standing up (in Switzerland) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fresh Prince of Fujian Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Vandalizing military property and just generally being a kleptomaniac while on base. If someone has an M72 LAW in the car and just leaves it's basically on them at that point. Quote Go meh gwai ying mana, ban tsai yeh. Wun nay lay Tai Hing tun bing tun lai cha, dam daka? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flemwad Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Everyone has done something illegal at one point or another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cofii Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 walked into a store and bought nothing, came out of it with empty hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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