Be as unhelpful as possible

[Spades]

Idk, here’s a recipe for brownies. 

1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13-inch pan.
2. Combine the melted butter, sugar, cocoa powder, vanilla, eggs, flour, baking powder, and salt. ...
3. Bake in preheated oven for 20 to 30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out with crumbs, not wet.

 

how do I get rich

[ourmoney]

1+1 equals 2.

 

when will i get bitches?

[Gaz]

When the server releases. 🙊

 

 

How do I lose weight?

[Spades]

Don’t eat

 

What day is it

[Mikee]

Don't know.

What time is it?

[Spades]

Get a watch

 

how are you 

[Mikee]

Police Officer: Sir, How high are you?
Guy: No sir, it's "how are you". I am fine, thank you. Bye.

How do I answer to this topic?

 

[ttt_zip]

You don't.

 

Where do I find Fantastic Beasts online?

[Spades]

Online

 

what should I eat 

[AStreamofStars]

Food. 

 

How do I find love?

[YuntioRsLAT]

Open eyes.

How to steal a car?

[50p]

don't

 

how to install minecraft mods?

[ttt_zip]

Just install 'em.

 

How do I know if I have eyes?

[MCLogg]

check your keyboard for i

 

if news comes from word new, then why old news is called 'old news' instead of olds?

[F0r3v3r]

Because cows eat grass.

 

When is the best time to ask a girl to marry them?