"The names Tam. Know me as Tam and Tam only. If you refer to me as "Thomas" you'll get malkied ya cunt. Anyway, a was born in the shire. Some shitehole that wis. Trust me but.. ye don't wanty run into me n Malky. We've been living in LS for years noo. Some would say we're American citizens, n to that a say... SMELL YER MAW!"
"Greenock's Finest here. Big bum chin Malky fae the scheme, veteran of the sesh, shagger of yer maw. A know wit yer hinkin... cunt looks a bit auld to be hangin aboot wae some wee guys, fuck up mate, Malky doesny discriminate. Me n the boys are cutting about Los Santos doing lines n shagging nines, cunts canny touch us. Fuck eh polis. Smell yer maw."
