Marco Polo

It was very much a pleasure to roleplay under @Scumpy's faction and bring my own ideas forth, in terms of factions I didn't run myself this probably takes the cake as the best one. I truly appreciated the creative freedom I got, even when my storylines came forth at the expense of lower specimens like @Juwan187 or @Adam_Mora, all things however do come to an end, and it's about time to end this concept before it gets completely stale. I've got no incentive to play LSRP in its current state anymore and dragging a dead horse for years on (like some factions) would simply look pathetic and stand as a bastardization of my work. Thank you to all that went on to roleplay with us, we'll be back eventually to create more roleplay for the server.

tweaka tweaka little stah i wonda what chu are

I can't trust PD to pull me over for running a red light and not escalate it into a shootout, you wanna give them power to suspend people's characters for a week? LOL Your idea barely impacts the dm monkeys, who in that event will just relog onto an alt character and have their friend pass them a new gun. The robbery/dm squad issue isn't one that can be solved by creating or enforcing rules, there's a long list of people who are very known repeat offenders and it's quite baffling that staff is still sitting on this issue and looking for reasons to ban each one of these people instead of abruptly giving them all a boot to the ass. This is to no surprise, however, as the LSRP admin team is known to be very careful to not upset their playerbase. When they're not shutting down factions of 20+ people for RoE offences, that is.

bye see U in 3 months babes ❤️

Pending Investigation VI / Designated hitter Tanisha Canine / Pending Investigation (FIN.) Retirement I / The blowback Retirement II / The Prince's court

Paid & Laid INC. is a modernized twist on Black Organized Crime Roleplay. This concept aims to be ever-evolving and never stop in the comfort zones that other factions on the server have embraced, i.e. spamming the same screenshots of drug sales & posting up on a corner everyday. This group is an off-shoot of the Blanco—Longoria DTO and a part of an in-character Organized Crime Syndicate that has formed around Blanco—Longoria's operations, it's also one of the direct ways to get involved with the faction. Seeking us out ICly is the preferred method of joining, but due to timezones and other activity restrictions we encourage newcomers to give a heads-up through a forum PM to @Marco Polo.

Oh

uh oh . . .

@Romasa

what

stop rping as mentally ill retards or i'll call a wellness check on ur address irl cuz this is getting worrying

both of them sound so retarded i'm not sure which one is the nigerian

New management I Pension fund gangster New management II / Spooky from 107AG New management III Pending Investigation V

Message us on MyFace or through forum PM's directed to either me or @Chain Gang.

B-Plot I / Cohiba's B-Plot II / Silk Road Merchant

I saw @Scumpy at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to approve my scenario scheme or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Pending investigation II / How it went down Pending investigation III / No testimonies I Pending investigation IV

Pending investigation I / High profile murders

Paid & Laid INC. is a modernized twist on Black Organized Crime Roleplay. This concept aims to be ever-evolving and never stop in the comfort zones that other factions on the server have embraced, i.e. spamming the same screenshots of drug sales & posting up on a corner everyday. This group is an off-shoot of the Blanco—Longoria DTO and a part of an in-character Organized Crime Syndicate that has formed around Blanco—Longoria's operations, it's also one of the direct ways to get involved with the faction. Seeking us out ICly is the preferred method of joining, but due to timezones and other activity restrictions we encourage newcomers to give a heads-up through a forum PM to @Marco Polo.

Oldhead activities / Loitering / Martin Shkreli numbers I Martin Shkreli numbers II / Big Harma Processing / Martin Shkreli numbers III

Lab grade / Cocaine Connoisseur / Designer dope

Loose end I / Officer Gerry Loose end II Loose end III / One down, one to go