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This thread will showcase the realistic portrayal and ground-up development of a fictional predominantly Hispanic Motorcycle Club from San Fierro, primarily following their construction of an official Los Santos chapter via the hands of the club's Nomad Charter. Roleplay will consist of general 1% MC aspects, including organized crime, religious practices, enforcing club laws and the positive and negative process of politicking with local clubs as a newly authorized charter. All recruitment and relations will occur IC.

The Los Santos Tribune "The Ghost Crew" Haunts Los Santos Nicholas Manicolo - 6th of June 2024 In the dark hours before dawn, a new menace has emerged on the streets of Los Santos. Dubbed "The Ghost Crew" by locals, this elusive car theft ring is making vehicles vanish without a trace, leaving the community rattled and authorities scrambling for answers. Over the past month, a string of car thefts has plagued the city, with residents waking up to find their driveways and garages empty. The mysterious crew, believed to operate under the cover of night, has shown a remarkable ability to evade detection, earning their spectral moniker. "These thieves are incredibly sophisticated." said Detective Maria Alvarez of the Los Santos Police Department. "They strike quickly and leave no evidence behind. It's like the cars just disappear into thin air." A peculiar trend has emerged in the investigation: only specific makes and models are being targeted. While the Los Santos Police Department has identified these preferences, they are withholding the details pending internal approvals. "We understand the public's need for information" Lieutenant Nathan Reynolds stated in a press conference. "However, we must ensure that releasing this list does not compromise our ongoing investigation. Rest assured, we are considering the viability of making it public." Residents are growing increasingly anxious. Michael Polidano, a resident of Vinewood Hills, discovered his Mercedes missing early Tuesday morning. "It’s terrifying" he said. "One day your car is there, and the next it’s gone without a trace. We need answers and we need them quickly." The Los Santos Police Department is urging the community to assist in the investigation. "We need the eyes and ears of Los Santos to help us bring these criminals to justice" Lieutenant Reynolds implored. "If you see anything suspicious, no matter how minor it may seem, report it to us immediately." Local auto shops and security companies are witnessing a surge in business as residents seek to protect their vehicles. "We’ve seen a huge increase in people wanting advanced security systems" said Antonio Torres, owner of Secure Auto Solutions. "Everyone’s on edge and looking for ways to keep their cars safe." Insurance companies are also closely monitoring the situation. "We are aware of the recent spike in vehicle thefts and are advising all policyholders to take extra precautions." said Laura Jenkins, a spokesperson for Atlas Insurance. "Our claims teams are ready to assist affected customers, and we are working with law enforcement to provide any information that might aid in their investigations." As the investigation continues, the Los Santos Police Department is committed to keeping the public informed while balancing the integrity of their efforts to catch the perpetrators. "We are doing everything in our power to solve these crimes." Detective Alvarez assured. "The safety and peace of mind of our community are our top priorities."

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Hey everyone. If you know me you probably used some of my old web tools I made years back. One of which was a screenshot archiver for the old forum. I've re-written it, scraped the old forum and also set it up to archive screenshots on this forum too. You can currently search by forum post title, author and also text that appears on the image. https://k-underwood.com/ Sadly lots of images, especially from Discord, are broken. I've tried to filter out as many broken images as I can and also the "Hide dead images" option will hide images that load up broken just for you. Enjoy and let me know if you have any issues or suggestions. Note: feel free to move this if it's in the wrong place. I've had permission off Mmartin to archive screenshots.

For those interested in getting a more thorough look into the car-theft and chop-shop operations within the Valenti Crime Family, you can follow this thread. This thread serves a continuation of this: https://forum.ls-rp.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=763678&p=9803231&hilit=Rip+%26+Crew#p9803231

Downtown Crew

It's done

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Usergroup members are expected to keep up to date with the topics found in our private forum section which is linked below: Private Forum - Los Santos Roleplay (ls-rp.com) Thank you to everyone for the support.

Prelude

After 61 years of loyal service to the people of Jackson and Liberty City, Levy, Bell & Weinstein have finally opened up shop on the sunny shores of Los Santos. The Levy, Bell & Weinstein team are capable of handling any and all civil or criminal matters. Levy, Bell & Weinstein will take your case to the Court of Appeals and get your sentence thrown out by any means necessary. We believe you when you say the 3 kilos of cocaine they found on you was planted, or that the gun that killed a 7-year-old girl in a drive-by shooting gone wrong was only registered in your name due to a clerical error. Our crack team of shameless trial lawyers from the most prestigious and incestuous law schools in the country never let the truth get in the way of victory. If we can’t get the sentence overturned we’ll make sure it’s cut by as much time as possible, so you can get back out on the street doing the things that you love as soon as possible. If a law enforcement officer has acted improperly, we will help you bring them to justice. We'll make sure the LS City official who towed your car when you were illegally parked never sees the inside of a tow truck again. No evidence? No problem! Our freelancers in Mumbai, Sylhet, and Sierra Leone will work tirelessly to help produce all the audio and video material needed to build the case, and as long as their currencies stay weak we can offer these services at no additional cost! Your boss told you that you were fired for smoking pot while on duty and coming in late most of the time, we say you were fired due to an invisible disability that is protected under the Equal Employment Opportunity Act. We'll make sure you get paid in full, and get your employer cancelled in the process. Divorce settlements, custody battles, broken contracts, and the theft of intellectual property. These are the concepts on which Los Santos is built upon. All Levy, Bell and Weinstein lawyers have a lack of common decency, and will rain hell upon your enemies without relent. No case is too petty, no claim, too vindictive. Levy, Bell & Weinstein are also able to broker deals greater than $1,000,000 in value. This can include anything from company mergers and real estate to vintage vehicles and art. Do not cut corners or penny pinch if the deal is important to you, trying to save money by choosing a budget firm will only lead to more money spent down the line. Only LB&W can give you peace of mind. Levy, Bell and Weinstein are one of the only law firms in the world with a commitment to humanitarianism embedded in it’s foundations. The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Fund is a ring-fenced budget dedicated to serving those of lesser means and from low-income households. Levy, Bell and Weinstein will represent you completely free of charge. Use of the fund is handled on a case-by-case basis to provide pro-bono work to selected eligible clients. Clients must have a case that is in alignment with the values of the fund, and must be able to prove their financial circumstances. ((Less than 100k in /stats)) If you believe you may be eligible for the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Fund, please inform us during your preliminary meeting. Levy built his reputation in The Exchange neighbourhood of Liberty City. His ruthlessness and shamelessness in deliberations of hostile takeovers and mergers made him a feared but admired litigator. This cuthroat and often reckless attiude earned him the nickname "King Solomon", a reference to the bible story where two mothers came to King Solomon both claiming to be the mother of a baby boy. King Solomon said that he would cut the baby in half and give each mother a piece. The false mother said she would accept this judgement, whereas the real one begged Solomon to spare the boy's life and just give him to the other mother. In this instance, the baby would be any company with a market cap over $500,000,000, and the real mother would be the ousted CEOs who accept Levy's insulting settlements. Levy is a partner, and head of the Corporate & Takeovers side of the firm. With all the charm of a Southern boy, and all the legal prowess of a Supreme Court Justice, Napoleon Bell is possibly the country's best courtroom performer. His ability to persuade judges and juries is unparalled. Despite his messy appearance, once he steps inside the courtroom he is as graceful as a ballerina. He has won all of his cases bar one, when he chose to represent himself in his divorce proceedings. His ex-wife, Belinda Bell, walked away with the lion's share of his hard-earned estate, leaving him with close to nothing. Napoleon Bell is a partner, and head of the Criminal & Appeals side of the firm. Naomi Shoshana Weinstein came to prominence as first chair in the Cloe Parker v. FIZZ! lawsuit. She saved the media company $18 million and subsequently became the darling child of right wing media companies across the country. Since then she has tried to reinvent her image and distance herself from the ghouls of the American fourth estate. Naomi Shoshana Weinstein is a partner, and head of the Civil & Suits side of the firm. Here at Levy, Bell & Weinstein we don’t believe a lengthy, rigid application form allows our applicants to really demonstrate how talented they are. If you’re interested in joining the team and serving the people of San Andreas send us a message outlining your experience, skills, and aspirations. We’ll organise an in-person interview with you at our office. All applicants should have, or should be prepared to, pass the San Andreas State Bar Exam. You can reach us at [email protected] If you want to reach out to please find our contact details below. Please note we are currently temporarily no longer taking new clients. Please also note we are closed on the Sabbath. Levy, Bell & Weinstein 2000 Central Street Commerce Los Santos San Andreas Corporate & Takeovers Department: 555-266-9853 Criminal & Appeals Department: 555-206-5170 Civil & Suits Department: 555-299-2211 Or send us an email at [email protected]

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