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Meet me this Sunday at 10PM in front of Romanos. Put on a suit and bring some hand sanitizer, we're pricking your finger.

Ayy, they wanna close us? For what, huh, fa’ inactivity? Eh, vaffanapoli! I been here since before half these jamooks were outta diapers, capisce? You don’t close me, I close you! I been washin’ the money like a good nonna washin’ the Sunday tablecloth, runnin’ protection rackets for every mom-and-pop in Los Santos, doin’ a little counterfeitin’ back in ’09 - when these ragazzini couldn’t even spell their own freakin’ names, hangin’ around the mall like a bunch o’ headless chickens, mamma mia! I was the capo di tutti i capi of this freakin’ server, understand? I ran this place like a Sunday dinner - everybody ate, nobody complained… unless they wanted a special delivery from Uncle Valenti, if ya catch my drift. And now what? You think you gonna do me like that? Ohhh no no no, paisà, you more wrong than pineapple on a pizza!

My long lost twin brother?

pagani

s/o ivan

eseh

why u look like u was hanging yourself

Viva Valenti