Levy, Bell & Weinstein

[Levy, Bell & Weinstein]

 

 

 

 

After 61 years of loyal service to the people of Jackson and Liberty City, Levy, Bell & Weinstein have finally opened up shop on the sunny shores of Los Santos.

 

 

 

 

LB&W was founded in 1963 in Jackson, Mississippi as Mortimer, Goldstein, and Katz. The bulk of their work in their early years was related to civil suits in Mississippi courts related to matters of Civil Rights. 

LB&W is proud to have been one of the first all white law firms to be endorsed by the National Association for the Advancement of Coloured People. Adjusted for inflation, MG&K offered approximately $14 million worth of free legal aid in the form of pro-bono work to African Americans in Mississippi during the movement.



 

Throughout the 70s and early 80s the firm experienced rapid growth. Soon, we became too big for our humble southern roots, and opened up a new office in Liberty City.

As the country changed, our portfolio changed with it. In 1970, civil rights suits made up for 88% of the MG&K caseload. By 1989, high-profile divorce settlements, intellectual property suits, hostile takeovers, and lawsuits against law enforcement agencies made up the bulk of our work. 

 

The firm gained international recognition, and for some, disgust, when we represented FIZZ! in their defence against celebrity heiress Cloe Parker. 

Cloe Parker sued FIZZ! for $18 million in damages after they published a story about her engaging in sexual acts in the bathroom of a nightclub in Algonquin, LC. Parker claimed the story was a violation of her privacy, and a salacious story of no journalistic value that was only intended to smear her. The judge found in favour of the defence, setting a precedent that celebrities do not have a greater right to privacy than anyone else, and it is up to the public to decide if something is newsworthy or not.

The first chair in the case, Naomi Shoshana Weinstein, was promoted to partner as a result of the success, turning Levy, Bell & Edelstein into Levy, Bell, Edelstein & Weinstein. Edelstein passed away 18 months later. Weinstein later said in an interview that taking the case was the greatest regret of her career. The firm has since enacted a policy to never accept right wing media companies as clients. 

 

 

 

 

 

The Levy, Bell & Weinstein team are capable of handling any and all civil or criminal matters.

 

Levy, Bell & Weinstein will take your case to the Court of Appeals and get your sentence thrown out by any means necessary. We believe you when you say the 3 kilos of cocaine they found on you was planted, or that the gun that killed a 7-year-old girl in a drive-by shooting gone wrong was only registered in your name due to a clerical error.
 

Our crack team of shameless trial lawyers from the most prestigious and incestuous law schools in the country never let the truth get in the way of victory. If we can’t get the sentence overturned we’ll make sure it’s cut by as much time as possible, so you can get back out on the street doing the things that you love as soon as possible. 

 

If a law enforcement officer has acted improperly, we will help you bring them to justice. We'll make sure the LS City official who towed your car when you were illegally parked never sees the inside of a tow truck again.

 

No evidence? No problem! Our freelancers in Mumbai, Sylhet, and Sierra Leone will work tirelessly to help produce all the audio and video material needed to build the case, and as long as their currencies stay weak we can offer these services at no additional cost!

 

Your boss told you that you were fired for smoking pot while on duty and coming in late most of the time, we say you were fired due to an invisible disability that is protected under the Equal Employment Opportunity Act. We'll make sure you get paid in full, and get your employer cancelled in the process. 

 

Divorce settlements, custody battles, broken contracts, and the theft of intellectual property. These are the concepts on which Los Santos is built upon. All Levy, Bell and Weinstein lawyers have a lack of common decency, and will rain hell upon your enemies without relent. No case is too petty, no claim, too vindictive.

 

Levy, Bell & Weinstein are also able to broker deals greater than $1,000,000 in value. This can include anything from company mergers and real estate to vintage vehicles and art. Do not cut corners or penny pinch if the deal is important to you, trying to save money by choosing a budget firm will only lead to more money spent down the line. Only LB&W can give you peace of mind. 

 

Levy, Bell and Weinstein are one of the only law firms in the world with a commitment to humanitarianism embedded in it’s foundations. The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Fund is a ring-fenced budget dedicated to serving those of lesser means and from low-income households. Levy, Bell and Weinstein will represent you completely free of charge. 

 

Use of the fund is handled on a case-by-case basis to provide pro-bono work to selected eligible clients. Clients must have a case that is in alignment with the values of the fund, and must be able to prove their financial circumstances. ((Less than 100k in /stats)) 

 

If you believe you may be eligible for the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Fund, please inform us during your preliminary meeting. 

 

 

 

Levy built his reputation in The Exchange neighbourhood of Liberty City. His ruthlessness and shamelessness in deliberations of hostile takeovers and mergers made him a feared but admired litigator. This cuthroat and often reckless attiude earned him the nickname "King Solomon", a reference to the bible story where two mothers came to King Solomon both claiming to be the mother of a baby boy. King Solomon said that he would cut the baby in half and give each mother a piece. The false mother said she would accept this judgement, whereas the real one begged Solomon to spare the boy's life and just give him to the other mother. 

 

In this instance, the baby would be any company with a market cap over $500,000,000, and the real mother would be the ousted CEOs who accept Levy's insulting settlements.
 

Levy is a partner, and head of the Corporate & Takeovers side of the firm.

 

 

With all the charm of a Southern boy, and all the legal prowess of a Supreme Court Justice, Napoleon Bell is possibly the country's best courtroom performer. His ability to persuade judges and juries is unparalled. Despite his messy appearance, once he steps inside the courtroom he is as graceful as a ballerina. He has won all of his cases bar one, when he chose to represent himself in his divorce proceedings. His ex-wife, Belinda Bell, walked away with the lion's share of his hard-earned estate, leaving him with close to nothing.

 

Napoleon Bell is a partner, and head of the Criminal & Appeals side of the firm. 

 

 

Naomi Shoshana Weinstein came to prominence as first chair in the Cloe Parker v. FIZZ! lawsuit. She saved the media company $18 million and subsequently became the darling child of right wing media companies across the country. Since then she has tried to reinvent her image and distance herself from the ghouls of the American fourth estate. 

 

Naomi Shoshana Weinstein is a partner, and head of the Civil & Suits side of the firm. 

 

 

 

 

Here at Levy, Bell & Weinstein we don’t believe a lengthy, rigid application form allows our applicants to really demonstrate how talented they are. 

 

If you’re interested in joining the team and serving the people of San Andreas send us a message outlining your experience, skills, and aspirations. We’ll organise an in-person interview with you at our office. 

 

All applicants should have, or should be prepared to, pass the San Andreas State Bar Exam.

 

You can reach us at [email protected]

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you want to reach out to please find our contact details below. Please note we are currently temporarily no longer taking new clients.

 

Please also note we are closed on the Sabbath.

 

Levy, Bell & Weinstein

2000 Central Street

Commerce

Los Santos

San Andreas

 

Corporate & Takeovers Department: 555-266-9853

 

Criminal & Appeals Department: 555-206-5170

 

Civil & Suits Department: 555-299-2211

 

Or send us an email at [email protected]

 

 

Edited July 3, 2024 by Levy, Bell & Weinstein

[Levy, Bell & Weinstein]

 

• Eustace Horvat, Buck Sloan (Vault Vanguard Transport) v. Los Santos County Sheriff's Department - PF Violation Appeal

 

• George Dixon v. San Andreas Network - Libel

 

 

• Derrick Cohen v. Los Santos Police Department - SUCCESSFUL

Edited June 27, 2024 by Levy, Bell & Weinstein

[ihealyou]

Looks nice! Good luck.

[Levy]

Assembling the Troops: Levy, Bell & Weinstein start putting together their West Coast team.

 

Edited June 7, 2024 by Levy

[Suffering]

The clients won't sign themselves

 

[Sozza]

Great roleplay from Napoleon, I loved it. Keep it up, I'm definitely following.

[Suffering]

Relogged and lost the chatlog of the chat with UTA but here’s a screen courtesy of Mr Benjamin Stompanto 

 

[Levy]

Assembling the Troops Part 2: Happy Accidents

 

 

[Suffering]

If there's people need help we'll help em

 

[Levy]

Assembling the Troops Part 3: Not everyone is cut out to be a Levy, Bell & Weinstein paralegal

 

 

[Kriso]

Number one consumer of Kosher Coke in Los Santos.

[Suffering]

Levy, Bell & Weinstein make VVT a valued client

 

[Torpedo]

Mighty kind group of fine folk.

 

[canthurrylove]

Assembling the Troops Part 5

 

[Levy, Bell & Weinstein]

 

On 6/14/2024 at 9:59 PM, Torpedo said:

 

On 6/16/2024 at 11:27 AM, Torpedo said: