I once knew a bitch named Mercedes Benz
Her and Lexus wanted to sex me and all my friends
Damn, you want it, you got it, Toyota
I gave Impala a holla because he's got the mota
About a pound and so we rolled slow
Plus I kept my eyes out for 5.0
We got to the pad about MR2
I said, "I've never met a Jetta that was fly as you"
Lexus, she was heavy as a Chevy, but it ain't no thang
Because we gang bang, rode 'em like a Mustang
And I'm thinking that you got my point
I told Impala to roll up a Corrola joint
And then, I passed out
She said, "I doesn't want to trouble you
But BMW's home now, and so you assed out
And my heart started pounding
I'm out the back window
Peace homegirls, but I'm Audi 5000
